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Singh with his Kaurs dei....wtf.

During the colonial days, three friends went together to apply for a job. The prospective employer was a cocky and nasty English manager. Ah Chong was the first to be interviewed.

Manager: I'm going to ask you two simple questions, ready..?
Ah Chong: Yes Sir
Manager: What will happen if I poke your left eye with my finger?
Ah Chong: I will become partially blind, Sir!
Manager: What will happen if I poke the other eye?
Ah Chong: I will become totally blind, Sir!
Manager: Very well, wait outsideext!

As Ali was going into the room, Ah Chong told his friend, just answer "partially blind" and "blind" and you sure pass!

Manager: I'm going to ask you two simple questions, ready..?
Ali: Yes Sir
Manager: What will happen if I poke your left ?
Ali: I will become partially blind, Sir!
Manager: What will happen if I poke?
Ali: I will become totally blind, Sir!
Manager: Very well, wait outsideext!

Ali came out and told Singh that Ah Chong was right, just answer "partially blind" and "blind" and you sure pass! However, the manager suspected something fishy and decided to change the questions...

Manager: I'm going to ask you two simple questions, ready..?
Singh: Yes Sir
Manager: What will happen if I cut off your left ear?
Singh: I will become partially blind, Sir!
Manager: What will happen if I cut off your other ear?
Singh: I will become totally blind, Sir!
Angry manager: Tell me how you'll go blind if I cut off
your ears?
Singh: If you cut my left ear, my turban will drop one
side and cover my left eye. If you cut off my other ear,
my whole turban will drop and cover my eyes completely.

Guess who got the job?

Singh getting some Hard Kaurs tonite dei...thuff.

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Balraj Singh ohhhh...wtf.

What do you call a Singh who drinks only soft drinks?
Yeo Hiap Singh

What do you call a Singh who drinks only beer?
Jasbir Singh (Just Beer)

What do you call a Singh who likes to go for a swim at night?
Kuldip Singh (Cool Dip)

What do you call the only Singh left on earth after a nuclear holocaust?
Jestwant Singh (Just One)

What do you call a Singh who owns a ship?
Karpal Singh

What do you call a Singh who owns a ship that sank?
No lah, not Titanic Singh. It's Karam Singh

What do you call the Bhai who was sacked from the national hockey team?
Relax Singh

What do you call a lousy Bhai?
Owtar Singh

What do you a vulgar Singh?
Tiu Niah Singh (Cantonese curse words)

Side tracking a bit here: What does a baby tuna calls it mother?
Tuna Ma (Cantonese curse words again)

What do you call a Singh who's a three star general?
Sam Lap Singh (Cantonese for 3 Stars)

What do you call the Singh who likes roundabouts?
Pu Singh

What do you call a Singh who's a gangster?
Sam Singh

What do you call a Bhai porn actress?
Hard Kaur

What do you call a female Bhai security guard?
Securi Kaur

What do you call a Singh who likes to sing?
D.J. Dave!

What do you call baby Singhs?
Singhlets

What do you call the study of Singhs?
Bhailogy (Biology)

What do you call the study of baby Singhs?
Microbhailogy (Microbiology)

If the Sikhs were to succeed in forming their own country,
what will they call their currency?
Mata Wang Ah Singh

What do you call a Singh who doesn't like backsides?
Surpri Singh!

A Sikh family owns a petrol station in Brickfields.
The names of the three brothers running the business?
Servi Singh, Grea Singh and Wheel Balan Singh

They also have a cousin who works there as a pump attendant:
Dispen Singh

What do you call a Singh who stays in Section 5, PJ?
Ga Singh (as in Jalan Gasing)

What do you call the Singh who was adopted by a Chinese family?
Bung Ka Lee

What do you call a Singh who's a coward?
Ball One Singh

What is a Bhai standoff?
Two Bhais bathing together, and one drops the soap!

What do you call the Singh who can swim underwater?
GS Gills

Did ya hear about the Bhai who was sent to jail
for beating up his wife? The judge said he was
rotten to the core (kaur)!

What do you call a Bhai playboy centerfold?
Boh Cheng Kaur (Hokkien - "Not Wearing Pants")

What do you call a horny Bhai?
Gian Singh

Why is the KLIA a favourite for Singhs?
Because they have special immigration lanes for "ORANG AH SINGH"

What do you call the new KLIA taxis?
Limosinghs

What did the Singh say in his traffic accident report?
Dia belakang mari!

In the wild west, what did the Apache say to the Singh?
Umm...you make good scalp, already pre-wrapped!

What do you call a Bhai girl who likes hot choclate?
Co Kaur (Cocoa)

What do you call a Bhai girl who's an interior decorator?
De Kaur (Decor)

What do you call a Bhai girl who's a gangster?
Tai Kaur

What is the official mode of transportation for Bhais?
Bhaicycle (bicycle)

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Happy Mama's day...wtf.

Anal Exams ohhh...wtf.

Joey was taking Calculus at UCLA. He struggled with it, and worried about failing. Final exam time came, and he studied and studied, but, still he was not ready.

The Professor passed out the exams and told the class that they had only 30 minutes. Every five minutes, he reminded the class how much time was left. This only made Joey more and more nervous.

Finally, after 30 minutes, the Professor said, "Stop! The exam is over. Turn them in!"

One by one, the papers were handed in. But, Joey just kept working on that exam. The Professor decided to wait it out and see how long it would take him.

After another 20 minutes, Joey turned in his exam. The Professor asked him, "What are you doing?"

Joey answered, "Turning in my exam."

The professor then told Joey, "The exam was over 20 minutes ago. You have failed!"

Joey then looked the Professor in the eye, and asked, "Do you know who I am?"

The professor answered, "No."

Then Joey asked, "You really don't know who I am, do you?" as if he were a very important person.

The Professor again, said, "No, I don't know who you are and I don't care!"

Then Joey shoved his exam right in the middle of the other exams, that were on the Professor's desk, and said, "Good!"

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sienlanjorlah exam.....oklahciao.